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PostSubject: the funnies   Thu Mar 05, 2009 10:24 am

post anything funny here.

i will start it up

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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:22 pm

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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:38 pm

Lol nice! I love Eli's Dirty jokes.

Hmmm...lemme see if I can think of a joke...

Oh! Ok, here goes nothin'....


An old crusty biker has been crusin' the country for months, starting from the east coast heading west...

One day he's riding through some nice countryside just like anyother day, when suddenly he sees a quaint diner. Feeling hungry anyways, he decides to park it at the small resturaunt and have a bite to eat.

When he gets inside he notices the menu is simple, but surprising...

Hamburger........................$2.50
Chicken Sandwich..............$2.50
Handjob............................$20.00

Curious, the biker approaches the lunch counter where an attractive young female is standing.
"Are you the girl who gives the handjobs?" the biker asks.
The pretty young woman smiles knowingly, and winks. "Yes I am."
"Good," the biker continues, "Wash your hands and get me a hamburger."
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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Thu Mar 05, 2009 4:50 pm

lmao keep up the good jokes
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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Thu Mar 05, 2009 8:02 pm

ok my turn

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside

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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Sun Mar 15, 2009 11:25 am

Too funny if you don't laugh your fired lmfao


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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:49 am

im sure you all heard about the shamwow guy slapping a prostitute well they now have this lmao come on guy's keep this section going I need a good laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: the funnies   Wed Apr 08, 2009 10:03 am

oops
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